Subtitles are fun.

Behold my adorable 2-and-a-half year old, singing a song to my wife. It’s a song that brings tears to her eyes because it’s called, “My Old Kentucky Home,” the state where she was born and a place where many of her friends and family still reside.

Because I’m a dick, I like to ruin all things sweet.

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on December 8, 2012 at 3:39 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged murk meat, My Old Kentucky Home, River, singing, Vimeo. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

That would explain those pants then.

OK, before you get all upset (obviously after you’re done laughing) that I’m being insensitive to blind people, please know the following:

1. I did not set this photo up in any shape or form; my son has this pair of Mickey Mouse sunglasses that he won’t take off even at bedtime and a stick that he only puts down when he has to come inside.
2. One of our favorite neighbors is losing his vision and I’m pretty damn sure he’d laugh his ass off if he could see this picture.
3. I’m an asshole so you really should come to expect this kind of thing from me.

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on November 12, 2012 at 4:32 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Bryce Donovan, Paging Mr. Milsap, poor taste, River. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Notorious K.I.D.

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on November 10, 2012 at 3:38 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Bryce Donovan, Notorious B.I.G., River. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Somebody needs a haircut.

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on October 18, 2012 at 1:14 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Bryce Donovan, haircut, hay, Hay head, possibly a girl?, River. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Lucky for me, I have The General.

So the other day, I’m totally minding my own business driving my red and yellow plastic car through a random field on John’s Island and BAM! some Fred Flinstone lookin’ joker T-bones the shit out of me and then drives off. Luckily, surveillance cameras (my wife) captured footage of the wreck to send to my insurance company, who I have no doubt will come through for me. Although I’m not quite sure why they made me mail them an advance $5,000 cash deductible when it wasn’t my fault.

(NOTE: Yes, I know I shouldn’t have been drinking and driving but my A/C doesn’t work and it was hot outside. Plus, I’m an alcoholic.)

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on October 17, 2012 at 11:26 am, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Bryce Donovan, DUI, Fisher-Price, head-on collision, River, The General. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.