High five.

My son usually spends his free time volunteering but on this particular Saturday afternoon he decided to take a little time for himself.

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on January 15, 2012 at 1:29 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Bryce Donovan, can stacking, Del Monte peaches, five deep baby, River. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Fisher-Price’s new spokesman.

Will NOT be this guy.

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on January 11, 2012 at 10:29 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Bryce Donovan, Fisher-Price, JEEsus, meltdown, River, toys. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Dad of the Year, Vol. 6

So last weekend the boy and I took our first solo road trip while Mom stayed home alone drinking margaritas and sleeping ’til noon. Or maybe she was studying for a big test she had on Monday. Eh, details. The point is she punked out and left the two stooges alone on South Carolina’s highways to terrorize rest areas along I-26. Somehow we survived. Thanks in large part to a little ingenuity on Dad’s part, stopping for an emergency picnic when the boy flipped his s*** midway through the return trip. Oh, and baby Ambien. That was pretty key.

Anyway, here’s a snapshot of what is certain to be yet another part of my ever-growing DSS file.

I think he’s saying, “Hey dip stick. Over here. Yeah, you. Are you seriously feeding me McDonald’s in the middle of a field next to a construction site?” (Then he said, “hashtag fail.”)

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on October 13, 2011 at 2:38 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Bryce Donovan, construction site, dss, just the boys, mcdonald's, River, road trip. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

This month’s Lowcountry Parent column is about our child’s first haircut. An absolute tearjerker for any parent.

Of course I’m referring to when they tell you what it costs.

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on October 5, 2011 at 9:40 am, filed under Uncategorized and tagged Baby Daddy, Bryce Donovan, haircut, Lowcountry Parent, River, sticker shock. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

His cup runneth over (onto his shirt).

This entry was written by Bryce, posted on September 17, 2011 at 12:12 pm, filed under Uncategorized and tagged big boy cup, Bryce Donovan, drinking problem, humor, parenting, River, YouTube. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.