OK, so I was all jacked up to write a blog entry about this douche rocket …
Courtesy ABC TV
… when all of a sudden, at 9:52 p.m., I realized my stupid f-ing DVR hadn’t recorded “The Women Tell All” episode of “The Bachelor.”
Talk. About. Pissed.
Adding insult to injury is the fact that I can’t believe I didn’t think to do running commentaries of each episode of this show earlier. (Just think how much fun I would have had last week blogging about when Brad said, “I’m letting you go” to Ashley H. and then somehow, against all logic, he seemed legitimately confused as to why she was pissed, asking, “What’s wrong?”)
On the bright side, however, I was able to catch the last 8 minutes of this week’s episode but all it was was a preview of next week’s episode as well as a bunch of stuff we already knew, namely:
So sadly there will be no additional commentary of this week’s episode. But be sure to check back next Tuesday for my first and last review of “The Douchelor.”
I promise I won’t be relying on my DVR.