So the other day, I’m totally minding my own business driving my red and yellow plastic car through a random field on John’s Island and BAM! some Fred Flinstone lookin’ joker T-bones the shit out of me and then drives off. Luckily, surveillance cameras (my wife) captured footage of the wreck to send to my insurance company, who I have no doubt will come through for me. Although I’m not quite sure why they made me mail them an advance $5,000 cash deductible when it wasn’t my fault.
(NOTE: Yes, I know I shouldn’t have been drinking and driving but my A/C doesn’t work and it was hot outside. Plus, I’m an alcoholic.)
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And you lost your leg below the knee. Sweet. Now you can sit out on King St. in a wheelchair with the one pants leg folded over and shake your tin can. Mark that one off your bucket list.